things that make me want to punch you in the face

not caring about others around you

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

unnecessary group facebook messages

stupidity

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

auto DM’s

those auto generated horoscope tweets

homophobia

putting QR codes on your website

lying

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not listening

punchintheface

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having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

trump

stealing

taking my stuff

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

bluetooth douche bags

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

calling yourself a “social media expert”

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

disrespecting others

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

irresponsibility

hitch balls

cutting me off in traffic

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

denying climate change

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

cutting in front of me in line

being rude

using IE6 (or IE8)

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not thinking about others around you

littering

playing dumb

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

being a douchebag

racism

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

cheating

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

bros

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

not following through with things you commit to

punching me in the face

asking me to put a QR code on your website

self righteousness

telemarketing calls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not taking responsibility for your actions

hurting my friends