things that make me want to punch you in the face

cutting me off in traffic

not thinking about others around you

littering

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

asking me to put a QR code on your website

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

punching me in the face

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

disrespecting others

playing dumb

punchintheface

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leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

being a douchebag

irresponsibility

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

those auto generated horoscope tweets

unnecessary group facebook messages

bluetooth douche bags

bros

calling yourself a “social media expert”

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

homophobia

cheating

hurting my friends

putting QR codes on your website

trump

cutting in front of me in line

lying

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

being rude

using IE6 (or IE8)

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not following through with things you commit to

hitch balls

stealing

stupidity

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

telemarketing calls

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

auto DM’s

racism

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not listening

self righteousness

denying climate change

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not caring about others around you

not taking responsibility for your actions

taking my stuff