things that make me want to punch you in the face

telemarketing calls

hurting my friends

denying climate change

not following through with things you commit to

not taking responsibility for your actions

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

putting QR codes on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not thinking about others around you

calling yourself a “social media expert”

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

disrespecting others

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cheating

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

homophobia

irresponsibility

hitch balls

asking me to put a QR code on your website

using IE6 (or IE8)

cutting me off in traffic

not caring about others around you

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

being a douchebag

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

bluetooth douche bags

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

playing dumb

bros

lying

stealing

self righteousness

not listening

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

taking my stuff

being rude

racism

trump

unnecessary group facebook messages

cutting in front of me in line

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

auto DM’s

littering

punching me in the face

punchintheface

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stupidity