being rude
putting QR codes on your website
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cutting in front of me in line
hitch balls
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
stealing
playing dumb
denying climate change
littering
not taking responsibility for your actions
not caring about others around you
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
irresponsibility
punching me in the face
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cheating
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
telemarketing calls
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
bros
homophobia
auto DM’s
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
racism
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using IE6 (or IE8)
trump
taking my stuff
lying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not listening
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stupidity
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bluetooth douche bags
disrespecting others
self righteousness
not thinking about others around you
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not following through with things you commit to
calling yourself a “social media expert”
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
unnecessary group facebook messages
being a douchebag
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
hurting my friends
cutting me off in traffic