things that make me want to punch you in the face

punching me in the face

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

putting QR codes on your website

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

trump

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

cheating

littering

those auto generated horoscope tweets

bluetooth douche bags

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

denying climate change

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

playing dumb

bros

unnecessary group facebook messages

stupidity

not caring about others around you

cutting in front of me in line

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

stealing

hurting my friends

lying

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

cutting me off in traffic

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

telemarketing calls

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not thinking about others around you

using IE6 (or IE8)

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

irresponsibility

not following through with things you commit to

calling yourself a “social media expert”

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hitch balls

auto DM’s

being rude

homophobia

punchintheface

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being a douchebag

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

disrespecting others

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not taking responsibility for your actions

not listening

taking my stuff

self righteousness

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

racism