punching me in the face
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
putting QR codes on your website
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
trump
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
cheating
littering
those auto generated horoscope tweets
bluetooth douche bags
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
denying climate change
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
playing dumb
bros
unnecessary group facebook messages
stupidity
not caring about others around you
cutting in front of me in line
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
stealing
hurting my friends
lying
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
cutting me off in traffic
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
telemarketing calls
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not thinking about others around you
using IE6 (or IE8)
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
irresponsibility
not following through with things you commit to
calling yourself a “social media expert”
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hitch balls
auto DM’s
being rude
homophobia
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being a douchebag
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
disrespecting others
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not taking responsibility for your actions
not listening
taking my stuff
self righteousness
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
racism