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using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
telemarketing calls
not taking responsibility for your actions
punching me in the face
hitch balls
calling yourself a “social media expert”
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not listening
not following through with things you commit to
cutting me off in traffic
taking my stuff
racism
bros
cheating
denying climate change
disrespecting others
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
trump
using IE6 (or IE8)
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
self righteousness
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not thinking about others around you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
irresponsibility
cutting in front of me in line
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
stealing
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
being rude
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
stupidity
bluetooth douche bags
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
playing dumb
hurting my friends
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
putting QR codes on your website
not caring about others around you
being a douchebag
unnecessary group facebook messages
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
homophobia
lying
auto DM’s
those auto generated horoscope tweets
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
littering