things that make me want to punch you in the face

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

racism

calling yourself a “social media expert”

stealing

auto DM’s

irresponsibility

cheating

being a douchebag

cutting in front of me in line

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not following through with things you commit to

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

cutting me off in traffic

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

punching me in the face

hurting my friends

not thinking about others around you

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

trump

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

those auto generated horoscope tweets

punchintheface

.

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

playing dumb

bluetooth douche bags

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

taking my stuff

being rude

not taking responsibility for your actions

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

littering

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

asking me to put a QR code on your website

using IE6 (or IE8)

bros

telemarketing calls

hitch balls

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not caring about others around you

denying climate change

lying

unnecessary group facebook messages

not listening

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

self righteousness

stupidity

putting QR codes on your website

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

homophobia

disrespecting others