using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
racism
calling yourself a “social media expert”
stealing
auto DM’s
irresponsibility
cheating
being a douchebag
cutting in front of me in line
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not following through with things you commit to
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cutting me off in traffic
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
punching me in the face
hurting my friends
not thinking about others around you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
trump
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
those auto generated horoscope tweets
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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
playing dumb
bluetooth douche bags
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
taking my stuff
being rude
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
littering
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
asking me to put a QR code on your website
using IE6 (or IE8)
bros
telemarketing calls
hitch balls
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not caring about others around you
denying climate change
lying
unnecessary group facebook messages
not listening
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
self righteousness
stupidity
putting QR codes on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
homophobia
disrespecting others