things that make me want to punch you in the face

taking my stuff

bluetooth douche bags

homophobia

auto DM’s

being rude

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not caring about others around you

not following through with things you commit to

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

using IE6 (or IE8)

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

lying

playing dumb

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

irresponsibility

stealing

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hitch balls

not thinking about others around you

hurting my friends

those auto generated horoscope tweets

self righteousness

telemarketing calls

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

stupidity

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

bros

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

cutting me off in traffic

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

denying climate change

punchintheface

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racism

not taking responsibility for your actions

cutting in front of me in line

being a douchebag

unnecessary group facebook messages

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

trump

littering

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not listening

punching me in the face

cheating

calling yourself a “social media expert”

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

disrespecting others

putting QR codes on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

asking me to put a QR code on your website