taking my stuff
bluetooth douche bags
homophobia
auto DM’s
being rude
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not caring about others around you
not following through with things you commit to
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
using IE6 (or IE8)
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
lying
playing dumb
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
irresponsibility
stealing
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hitch balls
not thinking about others around you
hurting my friends
those auto generated horoscope tweets
self righteousness
telemarketing calls
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
stupidity
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
bros
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
cutting me off in traffic
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
denying climate change
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racism
not taking responsibility for your actions
cutting in front of me in line
being a douchebag
unnecessary group facebook messages
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
trump
littering
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not listening
punching me in the face
cheating
calling yourself a “social media expert”
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
disrespecting others
putting QR codes on your website
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
asking me to put a QR code on your website