self righteousness
being a douchebag
telemarketing calls
not caring about others around you
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not taking responsibility for your actions
playing dumb
hurting my friends
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
using IE6 (or IE8)
cutting me off in traffic
taking my stuff
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bluetooth douche bags
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
cutting in front of me in line
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
lying
disrespecting others
unnecessary group facebook messages
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
calling yourself a “social media expert”
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not thinking about others around you
hitch balls
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
punching me in the face
denying climate change
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stupidity
irresponsibility
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
putting QR codes on your website
those auto generated horoscope tweets
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not following through with things you commit to
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
racism
trump
homophobia
auto DM’s
bros
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cheating
being rude
asking me to put a QR code on your website
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
littering
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not listening
stealing
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming