being a douchebag
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
bros
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stupidity
self righteousness
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
disrespecting others
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not thinking about others around you
those auto generated horoscope tweets
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
lying
stealing
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
playing dumb
cutting in front of me in line
punching me in the face
telemarketing calls
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
cutting me off in traffic
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not listening
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
putting QR codes on your website
irresponsibility
trump
cheating
auto DM’s
homophobia
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hitch balls
using IE6 (or IE8)
not taking responsibility for your actions
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
hurting my friends
bluetooth douche bags
racism
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
not caring about others around you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
taking my stuff
being rude
not following through with things you commit to
asking me to put a QR code on your website
denying climate change
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
unnecessary group facebook messages
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
littering