things that make me want to punch you in the face

being a douchebag

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

bros

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

stupidity

self righteousness

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

disrespecting others

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

not thinking about others around you

those auto generated horoscope tweets

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

lying

stealing

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

playing dumb

cutting in front of me in line

punching me in the face

telemarketing calls

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

cutting me off in traffic

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not listening

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

putting QR codes on your website

irresponsibility

trump

cheating

auto DM’s

homophobia

punchintheface

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hitch balls

using IE6 (or IE8)

not taking responsibility for your actions

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

hurting my friends

bluetooth douche bags

racism

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

not caring about others around you

calling yourself a “social media expert”

taking my stuff

being rude

not following through with things you commit to

asking me to put a QR code on your website

denying climate change

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

unnecessary group facebook messages

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

littering