cutting me off in traffic
auto DM’s
stealing
racism
not following through with things you commit to
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not caring about others around you
being a douchebag
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
homophobia
hitch balls
denying climate change
unnecessary group facebook messages
not thinking about others around you
stupidity
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
bros
irresponsibility
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
disrespecting others
lying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
bluetooth douche bags
cheating
taking my stuff
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
trump
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
those auto generated horoscope tweets
being rude
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
cutting in front of me in line
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calling yourself a “social media expert”
putting QR codes on your website
not listening
not taking responsibility for your actions
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
punching me in the face
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
self righteousness
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
littering
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hurting my friends
using IE6 (or IE8)
telemarketing calls
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
playing dumb
tYPe lIk3 DiS..