things that make me want to punch you in the face

cutting me off in traffic

auto DM’s

stealing

racism

not following through with things you commit to

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not caring about others around you

being a douchebag

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

homophobia

hitch balls

denying climate change

unnecessary group facebook messages

not thinking about others around you

stupidity

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

bros

irresponsibility

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

disrespecting others

lying

asking me to put a QR code on your website

bluetooth douche bags

cheating

taking my stuff

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

trump

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

those auto generated horoscope tweets

being rude

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

cutting in front of me in line

punchintheface

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calling yourself a “social media expert”

putting QR codes on your website

not listening

not taking responsibility for your actions

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

punching me in the face

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

self righteousness

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

littering

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hurting my friends

using IE6 (or IE8)

telemarketing calls

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

playing dumb

tYPe lIk3 DiS..