those auto generated horoscope tweets
not listening
denying climate change
auto DM’s
lying
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
self righteousness
littering
not thinking about others around you
hurting my friends
hitch balls
cheating
punching me in the face
trump
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
asking me to put a QR code on your website
stupidity
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
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taking my stuff
irresponsibility
calling yourself a “social media expert”
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
cutting in front of me in line
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
putting QR codes on your website
bluetooth douche bags
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not caring about others around you
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
unnecessary group facebook messages
using IE6 (or IE8)
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
being rude
not taking responsibility for your actions
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not following through with things you commit to
bros
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
being a douchebag
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
cutting me off in traffic
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
disrespecting others
homophobia
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
racism
playing dumb
stealing
telemarketing calls