things that make me want to punch you in the face

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not listening

denying climate change

auto DM’s

lying

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

self righteousness

littering

not thinking about others around you

hurting my friends

hitch balls

cheating

punching me in the face

trump

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

asking me to put a QR code on your website

stupidity

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punchintheface

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taking my stuff

irresponsibility

calling yourself a “social media expert”

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

cutting in front of me in line

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

putting QR codes on your website

bluetooth douche bags

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not caring about others around you

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

unnecessary group facebook messages

using IE6 (or IE8)

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

being rude

not taking responsibility for your actions

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not following through with things you commit to

bros

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

being a douchebag

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

cutting me off in traffic

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

disrespecting others

homophobia

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

racism

playing dumb

stealing

telemarketing calls