bluetooth douche bags
playing dumb
self righteousness
cutting in front of me in line
irresponsibility
not listening
those auto generated horoscope tweets
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not following through with things you commit to
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
punching me in the face
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
telemarketing calls
not taking responsibility for your actions
denying climate change
racism
homophobia
auto DM’s
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
disrespecting others
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
taking my stuff
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
using IE6 (or IE8)
being rude
stupidity
bros
being a douchebag
asking me to put a QR code on your website
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
calling yourself a “social media expert”
hurting my friends
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stealing
littering
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not thinking about others around you
putting QR codes on your website
cutting me off in traffic
unnecessary group facebook messages
hitch balls
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cheating
trump
lying
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driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not caring about others around you
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog