things that make me want to punch you in the face

bluetooth douche bags

playing dumb

self righteousness

cutting in front of me in line

irresponsibility

not listening

those auto generated horoscope tweets

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not following through with things you commit to

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

punching me in the face

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

telemarketing calls

not taking responsibility for your actions

denying climate change

racism

homophobia

auto DM’s

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

disrespecting others

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

taking my stuff

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

using IE6 (or IE8)

being rude

stupidity

bros

being a douchebag

asking me to put a QR code on your website

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

calling yourself a “social media expert”

hurting my friends

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stealing

littering

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not thinking about others around you

putting QR codes on your website

cutting me off in traffic

unnecessary group facebook messages

hitch balls

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cheating

trump

lying

punchintheface

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driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not caring about others around you

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog