telemarketing calls
auto DM’s
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting QR codes on your website
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
bros
self righteousness
stealing
playing dumb
calling yourself a “social media expert”
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racism
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
those auto generated horoscope tweets
hitch balls
using IE6 (or IE8)
irresponsibility
denying climate change
lying
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not listening
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
taking my stuff
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
littering
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
being a douchebag
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
punching me in the face
unnecessary group facebook messages
not caring about others around you
bluetooth douche bags
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cheating
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
being rude
trump
not thinking about others around you
not following through with things you commit to
asking me to put a QR code on your website
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
disrespecting others
homophobia
cutting in front of me in line
cutting me off in traffic
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
hurting my friends
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not taking responsibility for your actions
stupidity