things that make me want to punch you in the face

telemarketing calls

auto DM’s

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

putting QR codes on your website

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

bros

self righteousness

stealing

playing dumb

calling yourself a “social media expert”

punchintheface

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racism

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

those auto generated horoscope tweets

hitch balls

using IE6 (or IE8)

irresponsibility

denying climate change

lying

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not listening

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

taking my stuff

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

littering

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

being a douchebag

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

punching me in the face

unnecessary group facebook messages

not caring about others around you

bluetooth douche bags

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cheating

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

being rude

trump

not thinking about others around you

not following through with things you commit to

asking me to put a QR code on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

disrespecting others

homophobia

cutting in front of me in line

cutting me off in traffic

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

hurting my friends

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not taking responsibility for your actions

stupidity