things that make me want to punch you in the face

asking me to put a QR code on your website

cutting in front of me in line

putting QR codes on your website

homophobia

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

irresponsibility

being rude

stupidity

hitch balls

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

telemarketing calls

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

playing dumb

not caring about others around you

bluetooth douche bags

not taking responsibility for your actions

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not listening

hurting my friends

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

unnecessary group facebook messages

stealing

those auto generated horoscope tweets

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

punching me in the face

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

littering

cheating

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

auto DM’s

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

being a douchebag

cutting me off in traffic

lying

disrespecting others

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

bros

punchintheface

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calling yourself a “social media expert”

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

self righteousness

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not following through with things you commit to

taking my stuff

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

racism

not thinking about others around you

trump

denying climate change

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

using IE6 (or IE8)

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.