asking me to put a QR code on your website
cutting in front of me in line
putting QR codes on your website
homophobia
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
irresponsibility
being rude
stupidity
hitch balls
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
telemarketing calls
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
playing dumb
not caring about others around you
bluetooth douche bags
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not listening
hurting my friends
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
unnecessary group facebook messages
stealing
those auto generated horoscope tweets
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
punching me in the face
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
littering
cheating
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
auto DM’s
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
being a douchebag
cutting me off in traffic
lying
disrespecting others
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
bros
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calling yourself a “social media expert”
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
self righteousness
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not following through with things you commit to
taking my stuff
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
racism
not thinking about others around you
trump
denying climate change
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
using IE6 (or IE8)
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.