things that make me want to punch you in the face

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

hitch balls

bros

putting QR codes on your website

asking me to put a QR code on your website

stealing

racism

not caring about others around you

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

using IE6 (or IE8)

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

trump

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

denying climate change

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

taking my stuff

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

stupidity

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

being rude

not thinking about others around you

being a douchebag

telemarketing calls

cutting in front of me in line

littering

playing dumb

self righteousness

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not taking responsibility for your actions

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not following through with things you commit to

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

lying

punchintheface

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cutting me off in traffic

those auto generated horoscope tweets

homophobia

cheating

bluetooth douche bags

calling yourself a “social media expert”

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

hurting my friends

disrespecting others

unnecessary group facebook messages

irresponsibility

not listening

punching me in the face

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

auto DM’s