having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
hitch balls
bros
putting QR codes on your website
asking me to put a QR code on your website
stealing
racism
not caring about others around you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
using IE6 (or IE8)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
trump
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
denying climate change
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
taking my stuff
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
stupidity
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
being rude
not thinking about others around you
being a douchebag
telemarketing calls
cutting in front of me in line
littering
playing dumb
self righteousness
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not taking responsibility for your actions
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not following through with things you commit to
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
lying
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cutting me off in traffic
those auto generated horoscope tweets
homophobia
cheating
bluetooth douche bags
calling yourself a “social media expert”
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
hurting my friends
disrespecting others
unnecessary group facebook messages
irresponsibility
not listening
punching me in the face
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
auto DM’s