slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting QR codes on your website
using IE6 (or IE8)
trump
lying
hitch balls
not following through with things you commit to
auto DM’s
not taking responsibility for your actions
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
self righteousness
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
hurting my friends
unnecessary group facebook messages
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not caring about others around you
punching me in the face
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
playing dumb
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
disrespecting others
those auto generated horoscope tweets
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
being rude
bluetooth douche bags
cheating
cutting me off in traffic
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not thinking about others around you
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
littering
cutting in front of me in line
.
denying climate change
racism
stealing
asking me to put a QR code on your website
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not listening
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
irresponsibility
being a douchebag
taking my stuff
stupidity
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
homophobia
bros
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
telemarketing calls