things that make me want to punch you in the face

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

putting QR codes on your website

using IE6 (or IE8)

trump

lying

hitch balls

not following through with things you commit to

auto DM’s

not taking responsibility for your actions

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

self righteousness

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

hurting my friends

unnecessary group facebook messages

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not caring about others around you

punching me in the face

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

playing dumb

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

disrespecting others

those auto generated horoscope tweets

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

being rude

bluetooth douche bags

cheating

cutting me off in traffic

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not thinking about others around you

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

littering

cutting in front of me in line

punchintheface

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denying climate change

racism

stealing

asking me to put a QR code on your website

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not listening

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

irresponsibility

being a douchebag

taking my stuff

stupidity

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

homophobia

bros

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

telemarketing calls