things that make me want to punch you in the face

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

lying

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

trump

hurting my friends

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not following through with things you commit to

unnecessary group facebook messages

bros

denying climate change

taking my stuff

cutting in front of me in line

racism

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

those auto generated horoscope tweets

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

punching me in the face

auto DM’s

self righteousness

cutting me off in traffic

asking me to put a QR code on your website

being rude

cheating

punchintheface

.

not thinking about others around you

littering

playing dumb

hitch balls

telemarketing calls

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

homophobia

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

irresponsibility

putting QR codes on your website

not caring about others around you

being a douchebag

disrespecting others

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not listening

bluetooth douche bags

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

calling yourself a “social media expert”

stealing

stupidity

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

using IE6 (or IE8)

not taking responsibility for your actions

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument