not following through with things you commit to
littering
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
cutting me off in traffic
hitch balls
self righteousness
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
disrespecting others
not listening
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
bluetooth douche bags
calling yourself a “social media expert”
putting QR codes on your website
taking my stuff
playing dumb
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being rude
lying
not thinking about others around you
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
being a douchebag
hurting my friends
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
asking me to put a QR code on your website
using IE6 (or IE8)
cutting in front of me in line
trump
stupidity
bros
denying climate change
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
telemarketing calls
homophobia
racism
stealing
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
auto DM’s
punching me in the face
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
cheating
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
those auto generated horoscope tweets
irresponsibility
not caring about others around you
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not taking responsibility for your actions
unnecessary group facebook messages
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