things that make me want to punch you in the face

not following through with things you commit to

littering

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

cutting me off in traffic

hitch balls

self righteousness

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

disrespecting others

not listening

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

bluetooth douche bags

calling yourself a “social media expert”

putting QR codes on your website

taking my stuff

playing dumb

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

being rude

lying

not thinking about others around you

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

being a douchebag

hurting my friends

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

asking me to put a QR code on your website

using IE6 (or IE8)

cutting in front of me in line

trump

stupidity

bros

denying climate change

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

telemarketing calls

homophobia

racism

stealing

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

auto DM’s

punching me in the face

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

cheating

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

those auto generated horoscope tweets

irresponsibility

not caring about others around you

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not taking responsibility for your actions

unnecessary group facebook messages

punchintheface

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