cheating
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
denying climate change
playing dumb
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not thinking about others around you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
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leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
racism
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
putting QR codes on your website
telemarketing calls
asking me to put a QR code on your website
lying
self righteousness
using IE6 (or IE8)
being a douchebag
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cutting in front of me in line
bros
bluetooth douche bags
stupidity
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
hitch balls
disrespecting others
auto DM’s
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
littering
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
irresponsibility
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hurting my friends
those auto generated horoscope tweets
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
being rude
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not caring about others around you
not taking responsibility for your actions
punching me in the face
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
taking my stuff
unnecessary group facebook messages
stealing
trump
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not listening
not following through with things you commit to
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cutting me off in traffic
homophobia