things that make me want to punch you in the face

telemarketing calls

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

denying climate change

cutting in front of me in line

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not listening

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

playing dumb

bros

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

stealing

asking me to put a QR code on your website

hitch balls

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

stupidity

irresponsibility

unnecessary group facebook messages

homophobia

bluetooth douche bags

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

being a douchebag

putting QR codes on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

auto DM’s

racism

calling yourself a “social media expert”

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not following through with things you commit to

not thinking about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

trump

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not caring about others around you

lying

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

cheating

punching me in the face

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

punchintheface

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cutting me off in traffic

not taking responsibility for your actions

littering

disrespecting others

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

self righteousness

being rude

using IE6 (or IE8)

hurting my friends

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

taking my stuff

those auto generated horoscope tweets