stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
bluetooth douche bags
irresponsibility
putting QR codes on your website
playing dumb
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
taking my stuff
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stupidity
stealing
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
hurting my friends
not taking responsibility for your actions
being rude
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
disrespecting others
bros
littering
not following through with things you commit to
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
using IE6 (or IE8)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
punching me in the face
lying
telemarketing calls
not caring about others around you
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
trump
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
self righteousness
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
homophobia
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cutting me off in traffic
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
auto DM’s
racism
unnecessary group facebook messages
not listening
cutting in front of me in line
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
cheating
those auto generated horoscope tweets
being a douchebag
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
denying climate change
not thinking about others around you
hitch balls
asking me to put a QR code on your website
calling yourself a “social media expert”
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