things that make me want to punch you in the face

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

bluetooth douche bags

irresponsibility

putting QR codes on your website

playing dumb

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

taking my stuff

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

stupidity

stealing

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

hurting my friends

not taking responsibility for your actions

being rude

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

disrespecting others

bros

littering

not following through with things you commit to

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

using IE6 (or IE8)

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

punching me in the face

lying

telemarketing calls

not caring about others around you

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

trump

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

self righteousness

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

homophobia

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cutting me off in traffic

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

auto DM’s

racism

unnecessary group facebook messages

not listening

cutting in front of me in line

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

cheating

those auto generated horoscope tweets

being a douchebag

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

denying climate change

not thinking about others around you

hitch balls

asking me to put a QR code on your website

calling yourself a “social media expert”

punchintheface

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