things that make me want to punch you in the face

disrespecting others

using IE6 (or IE8)

putting QR codes on your website

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not following through with things you commit to

not listening

punching me in the face

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

unnecessary group facebook messages

telemarketing calls

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

irresponsibility

not caring about others around you

cutting in front of me in line

punchintheface

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sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

hitch balls

calling yourself a “social media expert”

those auto generated horoscope tweets

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

hurting my friends

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

cheating

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

littering

trump

playing dumb

being rude

being a douchebag

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

racism

homophobia

auto DM’s

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

denying climate change

self righteousness

bros

taking my stuff

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stealing

cutting me off in traffic

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

stupidity

not thinking about others around you

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

bluetooth douche bags

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

lying

not taking responsibility for your actions