disrespecting others
using IE6 (or IE8)
putting QR codes on your website
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not following through with things you commit to
not listening
punching me in the face
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
unnecessary group facebook messages
telemarketing calls
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
irresponsibility
not caring about others around you
cutting in front of me in line
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sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hitch balls
calling yourself a “social media expert”
those auto generated horoscope tweets
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
hurting my friends
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
cheating
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
littering
trump
playing dumb
being rude
being a douchebag
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
racism
homophobia
auto DM’s
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
denying climate change
self righteousness
bros
taking my stuff
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stealing
cutting me off in traffic
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
stupidity
not thinking about others around you
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
bluetooth douche bags
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
lying
not taking responsibility for your actions