things that make me want to punch you in the face

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

using IE6 (or IE8)

not thinking about others around you

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cutting in front of me in line

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

trump

asking me to put a QR code on your website

calling yourself a “social media expert”

bros

being rude

lying

littering

not listening

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

being a douchebag

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

auto DM’s

putting QR codes on your website

punchintheface

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cheating

stupidity

not taking responsibility for your actions

hurting my friends

unnecessary group facebook messages

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hitch balls

self righteousness

homophobia

telemarketing calls

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not caring about others around you

taking my stuff

stealing

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

bluetooth douche bags

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

punching me in the face

cutting me off in traffic

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

irresponsibility

racism

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

denying climate change

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not following through with things you commit to

playing dumb

disrespecting others