adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
using IE6 (or IE8)
not thinking about others around you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cutting in front of me in line
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
trump
asking me to put a QR code on your website
calling yourself a “social media expert”
bros
being rude
lying
littering
not listening
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being a douchebag
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
auto DM’s
putting QR codes on your website
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cheating
stupidity
not taking responsibility for your actions
hurting my friends
unnecessary group facebook messages
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hitch balls
self righteousness
homophobia
telemarketing calls
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not caring about others around you
taking my stuff
stealing
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
bluetooth douche bags
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
punching me in the face
cutting me off in traffic
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
irresponsibility
racism
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
denying climate change
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not following through with things you commit to
playing dumb
disrespecting others