having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
telemarketing calls
those auto generated horoscope tweets
bros
stealing
auto DM’s
disrespecting others
using IE6 (or IE8)
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
punching me in the face
littering
cutting me off in traffic
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
playing dumb
not caring about others around you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not taking responsibility for your actions
denying climate change
racism
bluetooth douche bags
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
asking me to put a QR code on your website
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
unnecessary group facebook messages
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
cheating
putting QR codes on your website
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
being rude
not thinking about others around you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
hitch balls
taking my stuff
cutting in front of me in line
not following through with things you commit to
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not listening
stupidity
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
irresponsibility
homophobia
self righteousness
hurting my friends
being a douchebag
trump
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lying