things that make me want to punch you in the face

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

telemarketing calls

those auto generated horoscope tweets

bros

stealing

auto DM’s

disrespecting others

using IE6 (or IE8)

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

punching me in the face

littering

cutting me off in traffic

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

playing dumb

not caring about others around you

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

not taking responsibility for your actions

denying climate change

racism

bluetooth douche bags

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

asking me to put a QR code on your website

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

unnecessary group facebook messages

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

cheating

putting QR codes on your website

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

being rude

not thinking about others around you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

hitch balls

taking my stuff

cutting in front of me in line

not following through with things you commit to

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not listening

stupidity

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

irresponsibility

homophobia

self righteousness

hurting my friends

being a douchebag

trump

punchintheface

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lying