telemarketing calls
unnecessary group facebook messages
those auto generated horoscope tweets
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
playing dumb
taking my stuff
auto DM’s
self righteousness
putting QR codes on your website
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
irresponsibility
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
stupidity
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
hitch balls
littering
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
racism
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
cutting in front of me in line
being a douchebag
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not caring about others around you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not listening
bluetooth douche bags
hurting my friends
disrespecting others
cheating
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
being rude
denying climate change
punching me in the face
trump
stealing
not following through with things you commit to
lying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
using IE6 (or IE8)
calling yourself a “social media expert”
bros
homophobia
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
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cutting me off in traffic
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not thinking about others around you
not taking responsibility for your actions
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you