things that make me want to punch you in the face

punchintheface

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laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

being rude

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not caring about others around you

not following through with things you commit to

calling yourself a “social media expert”

denying climate change

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

not thinking about others around you

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

asking me to put a QR code on your website

cutting in front of me in line

homophobia

using IE6 (or IE8)

cheating

bluetooth douche bags

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

auto DM’s

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

taking my stuff

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not taking responsibility for your actions

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

those auto generated horoscope tweets

being a douchebag

punching me in the face

cutting me off in traffic

racism

telemarketing calls

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

littering

stupidity

self righteousness

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

lying

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

unnecessary group facebook messages

bros

irresponsibility

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

disrespecting others

playing dumb

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

not listening

hurting my friends

stealing

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hitch balls

putting QR codes on your website

trump

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements