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laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
being rude
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
not caring about others around you
not following through with things you commit to
calling yourself a “social media expert”
denying climate change
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
not thinking about others around you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
asking me to put a QR code on your website
cutting in front of me in line
homophobia
using IE6 (or IE8)
cheating
bluetooth douche bags
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
auto DM’s
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
taking my stuff
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
those auto generated horoscope tweets
being a douchebag
punching me in the face
cutting me off in traffic
racism
telemarketing calls
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
littering
stupidity
self righteousness
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
lying
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
unnecessary group facebook messages
bros
irresponsibility
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
disrespecting others
playing dumb
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not listening
hurting my friends
stealing
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hitch balls
putting QR codes on your website
trump
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements