not taking responsibility for your actions
racism
homophobia
those auto generated horoscope tweets
telemarketing calls
being rude
stealing
denying climate change
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
calling yourself a “social media expert”
taking my stuff
asking me to put a QR code on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
disrespecting others
stupidity
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
using IE6 (or IE8)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
bluetooth douche bags
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slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
lying
not thinking about others around you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
playing dumb
not caring about others around you
hurting my friends
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
cutting in front of me in line
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not listening
not following through with things you commit to
cutting me off in traffic
auto DM’s
unnecessary group facebook messages
self righteousness
being a douchebag
cheating
irresponsibility
hitch balls
bros
trump
littering
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
putting QR codes on your website
punching me in the face