things that make me want to punch you in the face

not taking responsibility for your actions

racism

homophobia

those auto generated horoscope tweets

telemarketing calls

being rude

stealing

denying climate change

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

calling yourself a “social media expert”

taking my stuff

asking me to put a QR code on your website

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

disrespecting others

stupidity

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

using IE6 (or IE8)

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

bluetooth douche bags

punchintheface

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slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

lying

not thinking about others around you

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

playing dumb

not caring about others around you

hurting my friends

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

cutting in front of me in line

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not listening

not following through with things you commit to

cutting me off in traffic

auto DM’s

unnecessary group facebook messages

self righteousness

being a douchebag

cheating

irresponsibility

hitch balls

bros

trump

littering

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

putting QR codes on your website

punching me in the face