things that make me want to punch you in the face

homophobia

calling yourself a “social media expert”

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

bros

disrespecting others

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

lying

being a douchebag

telemarketing calls

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

racism

bluetooth douche bags

not caring about others around you

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

putting QR codes on your website

being rude

cutting in front of me in line

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

hitch balls

using IE6 (or IE8)

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

unnecessary group facebook messages

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cutting me off in traffic

cheating

not taking responsibility for your actions

self righteousness

not following through with things you commit to

irresponsibility

punching me in the face

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

not thinking about others around you

taking my stuff

hurting my friends

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stealing

those auto generated horoscope tweets

asking me to put a QR code on your website

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

trump

auto DM’s

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

playing dumb

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

littering

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

denying climate change

not listening

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

stupidity

punchintheface

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laziness (i mean, like, all the time)