things that make me want to punch you in the face

bluetooth douche bags

littering

hitch balls

those auto generated horoscope tweets

unnecessary group facebook messages

punchintheface

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hurting my friends

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

denying climate change

stupidity

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not caring about others around you

trump

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

playing dumb

cutting me off in traffic

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

homophobia

cheating

punching me in the face

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

disrespecting others

using IE6 (or IE8)

asking me to put a QR code on your website

stealing

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not listening

self righteousness

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not taking responsibility for your actions

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

telemarketing calls

lying

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

not thinking about others around you

not following through with things you commit to

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

being rude

irresponsibility

auto DM’s

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cutting in front of me in line

racism

taking my stuff

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

being a douchebag

bros

putting QR codes on your website

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying