bluetooth douche bags
littering
hitch balls
those auto generated horoscope tweets
unnecessary group facebook messages
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hurting my friends
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
denying climate change
stupidity
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not caring about others around you
trump
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
playing dumb
cutting me off in traffic
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
homophobia
cheating
punching me in the face
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
disrespecting others
using IE6 (or IE8)
asking me to put a QR code on your website
stealing
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not listening
self righteousness
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not taking responsibility for your actions
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
telemarketing calls
lying
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not thinking about others around you
not following through with things you commit to
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
being rude
irresponsibility
auto DM’s
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cutting in front of me in line
racism
taking my stuff
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
being a douchebag
bros
putting QR codes on your website
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying