homophobia
calling yourself a “social media expert”
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
bros
disrespecting others
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
lying
being a douchebag
telemarketing calls
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
racism
bluetooth douche bags
not caring about others around you
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
putting QR codes on your website
being rude
cutting in front of me in line
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
hitch balls
using IE6 (or IE8)
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
unnecessary group facebook messages
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cutting me off in traffic
cheating
not taking responsibility for your actions
self righteousness
not following through with things you commit to
irresponsibility
punching me in the face
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not thinking about others around you
taking my stuff
hurting my friends
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stealing
those auto generated horoscope tweets
asking me to put a QR code on your website
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
trump
auto DM’s
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
playing dumb
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
littering
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
denying climate change
not listening
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
stupidity
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laziness (i mean, like, all the time)