things that make me want to punch you in the face

stupidity

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

hitch balls

punching me in the face

lying

not following through with things you commit to

unnecessary group facebook messages

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

putting QR codes on your website

disrespecting others

hurting my friends

littering

not thinking about others around you

not caring about others around you

using IE6 (or IE8)

irresponsibility

trump

cutting me off in traffic

homophobia

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not listening

playing dumb

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

bros

denying climate change

telemarketing calls

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

bluetooth douche bags

cutting in front of me in line

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

self righteousness

taking my stuff

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cheating

asking me to put a QR code on your website

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

auto DM’s

being a douchebag

racism

stealing

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

not taking responsibility for your actions

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

being rude

punchintheface

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calling yourself a “social media expert”

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram