stupidity
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
hitch balls
punching me in the face
lying
not following through with things you commit to
unnecessary group facebook messages
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
putting QR codes on your website
disrespecting others
hurting my friends
littering
not thinking about others around you
not caring about others around you
using IE6 (or IE8)
irresponsibility
trump
cutting me off in traffic
homophobia
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not listening
playing dumb
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
bros
denying climate change
telemarketing calls
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
bluetooth douche bags
cutting in front of me in line
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
self righteousness
taking my stuff
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cheating
asking me to put a QR code on your website
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
auto DM’s
being a douchebag
racism
stealing
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
not taking responsibility for your actions
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
being rude
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calling yourself a “social media expert”
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram