cutting in front of me in line
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
unnecessary group facebook messages
asking me to put a QR code on your website
calling yourself a “social media expert”
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cheating
auto DM’s
homophobia
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
bros
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
self righteousness
cutting me off in traffic
taking my stuff
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being a douchebag
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not taking responsibility for your actions
disrespecting others
stealing
bluetooth douche bags
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
stupidity
racism
not listening
hurting my friends
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not following through with things you commit to
playing dumb
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not thinking about others around you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
putting QR codes on your website
littering
punching me in the face
using IE6 (or IE8)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
irresponsibility
not caring about others around you
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
being rude
hitch balls
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
telemarketing calls
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denying climate change
trump
lying
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument