things that make me want to punch you in the face

cutting in front of me in line

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

unnecessary group facebook messages

asking me to put a QR code on your website

calling yourself a “social media expert”

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

cheating

auto DM’s

homophobia

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

bros

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

self righteousness

cutting me off in traffic

taking my stuff

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

being a douchebag

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not taking responsibility for your actions

disrespecting others

stealing

bluetooth douche bags

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

stupidity

racism

not listening

hurting my friends

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not following through with things you commit to

playing dumb

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not thinking about others around you

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

putting QR codes on your website

littering

punching me in the face

using IE6 (or IE8)

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

irresponsibility

not caring about others around you

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

being rude

hitch balls

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

telemarketing calls

punchintheface

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denying climate change

trump

lying

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument