pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
stealing
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not taking responsibility for your actions
lying
disrespecting others
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trump
littering
self righteousness
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
those auto generated horoscope tweets
punching me in the face
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not listening
not following through with things you commit to
hitch balls
cutting me off in traffic
taking my stuff
not thinking about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
being rude
using IE6 (or IE8)
not caring about others around you
putting QR codes on your website
hurting my friends
irresponsibility
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
asking me to put a QR code on your website
racism
auto DM’s
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
stupidity
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
calling yourself a “social media expert”
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
telemarketing calls
denying climate change
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
being a douchebag
playing dumb
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
cheating
homophobia
bros
bluetooth douche bags
cutting in front of me in line
unnecessary group facebook messages
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)