things that make me want to punch you in the face

cutting in front of me in line

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

littering

putting QR codes on your website

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

being rude

telemarketing calls

disrespecting others

stealing

self righteousness

cutting me off in traffic

irresponsibility

not following through with things you commit to

denying climate change

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not caring about others around you

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not listening

playing dumb

bros

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

homophobia

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

trump

punching me in the face

stupidity

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

hitch balls

bluetooth douche bags

calling yourself a “social media expert”

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

hurting my friends

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

taking my stuff

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

not thinking about others around you

cheating

racism

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

using IE6 (or IE8)

auto DM’s

asking me to put a QR code on your website

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

not taking responsibility for your actions

unnecessary group facebook messages

being a douchebag

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punchintheface

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lying