things that make me want to punch you in the face

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

stealing

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not taking responsibility for your actions

lying

disrespecting others

punchintheface

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trump

littering

self righteousness

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

those auto generated horoscope tweets

punching me in the face

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

not listening

not following through with things you commit to

hitch balls

cutting me off in traffic

taking my stuff

not thinking about others around you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

being rude

using IE6 (or IE8)

not caring about others around you

putting QR codes on your website

hurting my friends

irresponsibility

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

asking me to put a QR code on your website

racism

auto DM’s

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

stupidity

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

calling yourself a “social media expert”

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

telemarketing calls

denying climate change

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

being a douchebag

playing dumb

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

cheating

homophobia

bros

bluetooth douche bags

cutting in front of me in line

unnecessary group facebook messages

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)