things that make me want to punch you in the face

being rude

cheating

calling yourself a “social media expert”

trump

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

bros

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

unnecessary group facebook messages

lying

not listening

hurting my friends

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

not thinking about others around you

punchintheface

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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

hitch balls

not taking responsibility for your actions

not caring about others around you

not following through with things you commit to

telemarketing calls

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

cutting me off in traffic

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

denying climate change

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

irresponsibility

stupidity

putting QR codes on your website

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

being a douchebag

asking me to put a QR code on your website

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

stealing

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

auto DM’s

self righteousness

bluetooth douche bags

punching me in the face

racism

homophobia

those auto generated horoscope tweets

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

using IE6 (or IE8)

littering

disrespecting others

cutting in front of me in line

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

playing dumb

taking my stuff