being rude
cheating
calling yourself a “social media expert”
trump
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
bros
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
unnecessary group facebook messages
lying
not listening
hurting my friends
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not thinking about others around you
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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
hitch balls
not taking responsibility for your actions
not caring about others around you
not following through with things you commit to
telemarketing calls
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cutting me off in traffic
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
denying climate change
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
irresponsibility
stupidity
putting QR codes on your website
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
being a douchebag
asking me to put a QR code on your website
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
stealing
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
auto DM’s
self righteousness
bluetooth douche bags
punching me in the face
racism
homophobia
those auto generated horoscope tweets
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
using IE6 (or IE8)
littering
disrespecting others
cutting in front of me in line
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
playing dumb
taking my stuff