things that make me want to punch you in the face

playing dumb

cutting me off in traffic

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

being rude

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hitch balls

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

putting QR codes on your website

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

bros

not listening

bluetooth douche bags

disrespecting others

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

denying climate change

stupidity

calling yourself a “social media expert”

taking my stuff

cheating

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

auto DM’s

telemarketing calls

using IE6 (or IE8)

stealing

being a douchebag

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

asking me to put a QR code on your website

racism

those auto generated horoscope tweets

trump

not taking responsibility for your actions

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

punching me in the face

littering

not caring about others around you

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

cutting in front of me in line

homophobia

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

punchintheface

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not following through with things you commit to

irresponsibility

unnecessary group facebook messages

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

self righteousness

hurting my friends

lying

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not thinking about others around you