playing dumb
cutting me off in traffic
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
being rude
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hitch balls
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
putting QR codes on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
bros
not listening
bluetooth douche bags
disrespecting others
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
denying climate change
stupidity
calling yourself a “social media expert”
taking my stuff
cheating
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
auto DM’s
telemarketing calls
using IE6 (or IE8)
stealing
being a douchebag
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
asking me to put a QR code on your website
racism
those auto generated horoscope tweets
trump
not taking responsibility for your actions
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
punching me in the face
littering
not caring about others around you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
cutting in front of me in line
homophobia
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
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not following through with things you commit to
irresponsibility
unnecessary group facebook messages
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
self righteousness
hurting my friends
lying
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not thinking about others around you