putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
cutting in front of me in line
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
being rude
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
unnecessary group facebook messages
using IE6 (or IE8)
those auto generated horoscope tweets
disrespecting others
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
denying climate change
playing dumb
bluetooth douche bags
putting QR codes on your website
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
irresponsibility
trump
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
taking my stuff
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asking me to put a QR code on your website
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
bros
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not caring about others around you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
auto DM’s
cutting me off in traffic
self righteousness
telemarketing calls
hitch balls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not taking responsibility for your actions
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
being a douchebag
stupidity
lying
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hurting my friends
calling yourself a “social media expert”
punching me in the face
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
not listening
racism
stealing
not thinking about others around you
homophobia
littering
not following through with things you commit to
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
cheating