things that make me want to punch you in the face

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

cutting in front of me in line

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

being rude

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

unnecessary group facebook messages

using IE6 (or IE8)

those auto generated horoscope tweets

disrespecting others

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

denying climate change

playing dumb

bluetooth douche bags

putting QR codes on your website

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

irresponsibility

trump

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

taking my stuff

punchintheface

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asking me to put a QR code on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

bros

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

not caring about others around you

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

auto DM’s

cutting me off in traffic

self righteousness

telemarketing calls

hitch balls

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not taking responsibility for your actions

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

being a douchebag

stupidity

lying

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

hurting my friends

calling yourself a “social media expert”

punching me in the face

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not listening

racism

stealing

not thinking about others around you

homophobia

littering

not following through with things you commit to

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

cheating