things that make me want to punch you in the face

racism

hurting my friends

cutting in front of me in line

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

disrespecting others

not thinking about others around you

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

cheating

self righteousness

littering

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

telemarketing calls

unnecessary group facebook messages

being rude

lying

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

not listening

denying climate change

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

using IE6 (or IE8)

putting QR codes on your website

being a douchebag

homophobia

auto DM’s

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not taking responsibility for your actions

calling yourself a “social media expert”

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not caring about others around you

hitch balls

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

stealing

punching me in the face

bluetooth douche bags

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

not following through with things you commit to

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

trump

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

bros

stupidity

punchintheface

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irresponsibility

cutting me off in traffic

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

playing dumb

taking my stuff

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all