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self righteousness
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
bros
punching me in the face
not thinking about others around you
being a douchebag
unnecessary group facebook messages
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
littering
being rude
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not caring about others around you
cutting me off in traffic
taking my stuff
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
homophobia
disrespecting others
racism
stealing
bluetooth douche bags
putting QR codes on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cheating
trump
not taking responsibility for your actions
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
playing dumb
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not following through with things you commit to
lying
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
hurting my friends
hitch balls
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
auto DM’s
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
stupidity
cutting in front of me in line
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
those auto generated horoscope tweets
telemarketing calls
using IE6 (or IE8)
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
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asking me to put a QR code on your website
irresponsibility
denying climate change
not listening