things that make me want to punch you in the face

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self righteousness

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

bros

punching me in the face

not thinking about others around you

being a douchebag

unnecessary group facebook messages

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

littering

being rude

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not caring about others around you

cutting me off in traffic

taking my stuff

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

homophobia

disrespecting others

racism

stealing

bluetooth douche bags

putting QR codes on your website

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

cheating

trump

not taking responsibility for your actions

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

playing dumb

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not following through with things you commit to

lying

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

hurting my friends

hitch balls

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

auto DM’s

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

stupidity

cutting in front of me in line

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

those auto generated horoscope tweets

telemarketing calls

using IE6 (or IE8)

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

punchintheface

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asking me to put a QR code on your website

irresponsibility

denying climate change

not listening