things that make me want to punch you in the face

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

using IE6 (or IE8)

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

racism

not taking responsibility for your actions

being a douchebag

punchintheface

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not caring about others around you

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not thinking about others around you

stealing

unnecessary group facebook messages

cutting in front of me in line

cutting me off in traffic

playing dumb

lying

asking me to put a QR code on your website

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not following through with things you commit to

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

telemarketing calls

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

disrespecting others

homophobia

denying climate change

trump

bros

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

taking my stuff

stupidity

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

hurting my friends

those auto generated horoscope tweets

self righteousness

putting QR codes on your website

bluetooth douche bags

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

punching me in the face

irresponsibility

being rude

not listening

hitch balls

cheating

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

littering

auto DM’s

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around