having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
using IE6 (or IE8)
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
racism
not taking responsibility for your actions
being a douchebag
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not caring about others around you
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not thinking about others around you
stealing
unnecessary group facebook messages
cutting in front of me in line
cutting me off in traffic
playing dumb
lying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not following through with things you commit to
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
telemarketing calls
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
disrespecting others
homophobia
denying climate change
trump
bros
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
taking my stuff
stupidity
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
hurting my friends
those auto generated horoscope tweets
self righteousness
putting QR codes on your website
bluetooth douche bags
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
punching me in the face
irresponsibility
being rude
not listening
hitch balls
cheating
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
littering
auto DM’s
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around