things that make me want to punch you in the face

lying

bros

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

being rude

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

hitch balls

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

punching me in the face

not listening

stealing

homophobia

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

playing dumb

littering

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

hurting my friends

those auto generated horoscope tweets

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cutting in front of me in line

cutting me off in traffic

putting QR codes on your website

irresponsibility

stupidity

asking me to put a QR code on your website

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

racism

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using IE6 (or IE8)

trump

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not thinking about others around you

disrespecting others

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

telemarketing calls

cheating

unnecessary group facebook messages

not caring about others around you

self righteousness

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

punchintheface

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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not taking responsibility for your actions

bluetooth douche bags

taking my stuff

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

denying climate change

not following through with things you commit to

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

being a douchebag

auto DM’s

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook