lying
bros
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
being rude
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
hitch balls
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
punching me in the face
not listening
stealing
homophobia
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
playing dumb
littering
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
hurting my friends
those auto generated horoscope tweets
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cutting in front of me in line
cutting me off in traffic
putting QR codes on your website
irresponsibility
stupidity
asking me to put a QR code on your website
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
racism
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using IE6 (or IE8)
trump
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not thinking about others around you
disrespecting others
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
telemarketing calls
cheating
unnecessary group facebook messages
not caring about others around you
self righteousness
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
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having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not taking responsibility for your actions
bluetooth douche bags
taking my stuff
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
denying climate change
not following through with things you commit to
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
being a douchebag
auto DM’s
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook