leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
being a douchebag
putting QR codes on your website
those auto generated horoscope tweets
cutting me off in traffic
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
unnecessary group facebook messages
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
self righteousness
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
using IE6 (or IE8)
homophobia
being rude
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not following through with things you commit to
bluetooth douche bags
denying climate change
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auto DM’s
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
disrespecting others
cutting in front of me in line
not caring about others around you
taking my stuff
playing dumb
calling yourself a “social media expert”
littering
punching me in the face
stupidity
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
racism
bros
asking me to put a QR code on your website
not taking responsibility for your actions
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
hitch balls
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
telemarketing calls
hurting my friends
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
trump
not thinking about others around you
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
lying
not listening
irresponsibility
stealing
cheating
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook