things that make me want to punch you in the face

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

being a douchebag

putting QR codes on your website

those auto generated horoscope tweets

cutting me off in traffic

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

unnecessary group facebook messages

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

self righteousness

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

using IE6 (or IE8)

homophobia

being rude

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not following through with things you commit to

bluetooth douche bags

denying climate change

punchintheface

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auto DM’s

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

disrespecting others

cutting in front of me in line

not caring about others around you

taking my stuff

playing dumb

calling yourself a “social media expert”

littering

punching me in the face

stupidity

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

racism

bros

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not taking responsibility for your actions

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

hitch balls

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

telemarketing calls

hurting my friends

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

trump

not thinking about others around you

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

lying

not listening

irresponsibility

stealing

cheating

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook