not taking responsibility for your actions
homophobia
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
hitch balls
disrespecting others
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
using IE6 (or IE8)
being rude
auto DM’s
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
bros
lying
unnecessary group facebook messages
calling yourself a “social media expert”
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
telemarketing calls
punching me in the face
racism
not following through with things you commit to
not thinking about others around you
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not caring about others around you
self righteousness
stupidity
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
those auto generated horoscope tweets
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
cutting me off in traffic
bluetooth douche bags
not listening
cutting in front of me in line
cheating
playing dumb
taking my stuff
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
hurting my friends
denying climate change
putting QR codes on your website
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
irresponsibility
asking me to put a QR code on your website
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
littering
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
trump
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
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tYPe lIk3 DiS..
stealing
being a douchebag