things that make me want to punch you in the face

stupidity

not caring about others around you

stealing

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not taking responsibility for your actions

lying

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

putting QR codes on your website

not listening

taking my stuff

telemarketing calls

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

punchintheface

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littering

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

self righteousness

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

being rude

cheating

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not following through with things you commit to

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

racism

asking me to put a QR code on your website

bluetooth douche bags

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hitch balls

calling yourself a “social media expert”

cutting me off in traffic

homophobia

playing dumb

auto DM’s

unnecessary group facebook messages

those auto generated horoscope tweets

trump

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

being a douchebag

denying climate change

irresponsibility

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

hurting my friends

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

cutting in front of me in line

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

punching me in the face

bros

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

using IE6 (or IE8)

disrespecting others

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not thinking about others around you

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you