things that make me want to punch you in the face

not taking responsibility for your actions

homophobia

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

hitch balls

disrespecting others

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

using IE6 (or IE8)

being rude

auto DM’s

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

bros

lying

unnecessary group facebook messages

calling yourself a “social media expert”

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

telemarketing calls

punching me in the face

racism

not following through with things you commit to

not thinking about others around you

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

not caring about others around you

self righteousness

stupidity

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

those auto generated horoscope tweets

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

cutting me off in traffic

bluetooth douche bags

not listening

cutting in front of me in line

cheating

playing dumb

taking my stuff

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

hurting my friends

denying climate change

putting QR codes on your website

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

irresponsibility

asking me to put a QR code on your website

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

littering

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

trump

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

punchintheface

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stealing

being a douchebag