not caring about others around you
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
unnecessary group facebook messages
stupidity
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
auto DM’s
those auto generated horoscope tweets
homophobia
putting QR codes on your website
lying
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not listening
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having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
trump
stealing
taking my stuff
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
bluetooth douche bags
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
calling yourself a “social media expert”
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
disrespecting others
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
irresponsibility
hitch balls
cutting me off in traffic
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
denying climate change
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
cutting in front of me in line
being rude
using IE6 (or IE8)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not thinking about others around you
littering
playing dumb
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
being a douchebag
racism
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
cheating
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
bros
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
not following through with things you commit to
punching me in the face
asking me to put a QR code on your website
self righteousness
telemarketing calls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
not taking responsibility for your actions
hurting my friends