tYPe lIk3 DiS..
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
taking my stuff
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
auto DM’s
hurting my friends
playing dumb
being a douchebag
self righteousness
being rude
punching me in the face
not caring about others around you
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
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not taking responsibility for your actions
racism
putting QR codes on your website
asking me to put a QR code on your website
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
telemarketing calls
cutting in front of me in line
cheating
denying climate change
stupidity
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cutting me off in traffic
using IE6 (or IE8)
disrespecting others
those auto generated horoscope tweets
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
trump
not thinking about others around you
irresponsibility
bluetooth douche bags
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
lying
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
littering
bros
unnecessary group facebook messages
stealing
hitch balls
homophobia
not following through with things you commit to
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
not listening
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
calling yourself a “social media expert”
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)