telemarketing calls
taking my stuff
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
stealing
those auto generated horoscope tweets
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not taking responsibility for your actions
homophobia
hitch balls
self righteousness
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
playing dumb
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
punching me in the face
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
cutting in front of me in line
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not caring about others around you
racism
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
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laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hurting my friends
denying climate change
bros
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
auto DM’s
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
using IE6 (or IE8)
disrespecting others
lying
putting QR codes on your website
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
bluetooth douche bags
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
trump
calling yourself a “social media expert”
stupidity
littering
asking me to put a QR code on your website
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
irresponsibility
unnecessary group facebook messages
not following through with things you commit to
being rude
cheating
not thinking about others around you
being a douchebag
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
cutting me off in traffic
not listening
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
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