things that make me want to punch you in the face

telemarketing calls

taking my stuff

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

stealing

those auto generated horoscope tweets

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

not taking responsibility for your actions

homophobia

hitch balls

self righteousness

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

playing dumb

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

punching me in the face

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

cutting in front of me in line

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not caring about others around you

racism

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

punchintheface

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laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hurting my friends

denying climate change

bros

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

auto DM’s

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

using IE6 (or IE8)

disrespecting others

lying

putting QR codes on your website

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

bluetooth douche bags

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

trump

calling yourself a “social media expert”

stupidity

littering

asking me to put a QR code on your website

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

irresponsibility

unnecessary group facebook messages

not following through with things you commit to

being rude

cheating

not thinking about others around you

being a douchebag

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

cutting me off in traffic

not listening

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

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