telemarketing calls
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
denying climate change
cutting in front of me in line
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
not listening
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
playing dumb
bros
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stealing
asking me to put a QR code on your website
hitch balls
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
stupidity
irresponsibility
unnecessary group facebook messages
homophobia
bluetooth douche bags
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
being a douchebag
putting QR codes on your website
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
auto DM’s
racism
calling yourself a “social media expert”
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
not following through with things you commit to
not thinking about others around you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
trump
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not caring about others around you
lying
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
cheating
punching me in the face
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
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cutting me off in traffic
not taking responsibility for your actions
littering
disrespecting others
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
self righteousness
being rude
using IE6 (or IE8)
hurting my friends
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
taking my stuff
those auto generated horoscope tweets