cheating
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
disrespecting others
not caring about others around you
punching me in the face
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
hitch balls
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
trump
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
littering
being rude
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
cutting me off in traffic
self righteousness
those auto generated horoscope tweets
putting QR codes on your website
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
racism
asking me to put a QR code on your website
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
not taking responsibility for your actions
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
taking my stuff
stupidity
being a douchebag
denying climate change
lying
unnecessary group facebook messages
calling yourself a “social media expert”
using IE6 (or IE8)
irresponsibility
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
not following through with things you commit to
stealing
auto DM’s
telemarketing calls
homophobia
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
not listening
.
bros
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
hurting my friends
not thinking about others around you
bluetooth douche bags
cutting in front of me in line
playing dumb