things that make me want to punch you in the face

cheating

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

disrespecting others

not caring about others around you

punching me in the face

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

hitch balls

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

trump

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

littering

being rude

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

cutting me off in traffic

self righteousness

those auto generated horoscope tweets

putting QR codes on your website

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

racism

asking me to put a QR code on your website

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

not taking responsibility for your actions

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

taking my stuff

stupidity

being a douchebag

denying climate change

lying

unnecessary group facebook messages

calling yourself a “social media expert”

using IE6 (or IE8)

irresponsibility

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

not following through with things you commit to

stealing

auto DM’s

telemarketing calls

homophobia

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

not listening

punchintheface

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bros

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

hurting my friends

not thinking about others around you

bluetooth douche bags

cutting in front of me in line

playing dumb