things that make me want to punch you in the face

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

bros

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

self righteousness

stealing

irresponsibility

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

not listening

not taking responsibility for your actions

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

asking me to put a QR code on your website

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

not caring about others around you

trump

hurting my friends

punchintheface

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telemarketing calls

being a douchebag

playing dumb

homophobia

taking my stuff

disrespecting others

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

littering

racism

lying

cutting me off in traffic

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

being rude

hitch balls

using IE6 (or IE8)

those auto generated horoscope tweets

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

unnecessary group facebook messages

denying climate change

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

cutting in front of me in line

cheating

bluetooth douche bags

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

not thinking about others around you

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

putting QR codes on your website

punching me in the face

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

stupidity

auto DM’s

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not following through with things you commit to

calling yourself a “social media expert”

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group