having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
bros
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
self righteousness
stealing
irresponsibility
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
not listening
not taking responsibility for your actions
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
asking me to put a QR code on your website
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
not caring about others around you
trump
hurting my friends
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telemarketing calls
being a douchebag
playing dumb
homophobia
taking my stuff
disrespecting others
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
littering
racism
lying
cutting me off in traffic
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
being rude
hitch balls
using IE6 (or IE8)
those auto generated horoscope tweets
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
unnecessary group facebook messages
denying climate change
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
cutting in front of me in line
cheating
bluetooth douche bags
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not thinking about others around you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
putting QR codes on your website
punching me in the face
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
stupidity
auto DM’s
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not following through with things you commit to
calling yourself a “social media expert”
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group