punching me in the face
lying
homophobia
hitch balls
hurting my friends
calling yourself a “social media expert”
disrespecting others
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
those auto generated horoscope tweets
denying climate change
being rude
not following through with things you commit to
taking my stuff
trump
irresponsibility
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
bluetooth douche bags
not taking responsibility for your actions
putting QR codes on your website
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
cutting me off in traffic
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
stealing
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
stupidity
not thinking about others around you
telemarketing calls
unnecessary group facebook messages
cheating
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
littering
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
asking me to put a QR code on your website
cutting in front of me in line
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
using IE6 (or IE8)
being a douchebag
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
not listening
not caring about others around you
auto DM’s
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
bros
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using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
playing dumb
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
self righteousness
racism