things that make me want to punch you in the face

telemarketing calls

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

asking me to put a QR code on your website

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

irresponsibility

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

self righteousness

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

racism

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

littering

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

not thinking about others around you

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

bros

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

being a douchebag

not caring about others around you

not listening

punching me in the face

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

hitch balls

denying climate change

putting QR codes on your website

homophobia

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

trump

cheating

bluetooth douche bags

not taking responsibility for your actions

punchintheface

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stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

those auto generated horoscope tweets

stealing

auto DM’s

disrespecting others

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

taking my stuff

calling yourself a “social media expert”

unnecessary group facebook messages

stupidity

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

being rude

cutting in front of me in line

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

using IE6 (or IE8)

playing dumb

lying

hurting my friends

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

cutting me off in traffic

not following through with things you commit to

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