telemarketing calls
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
asking me to put a QR code on your website
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
irresponsibility
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
self righteousness
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
racism
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
littering
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
not thinking about others around you
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
bros
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
being a douchebag
not caring about others around you
not listening
punching me in the face
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
hitch balls
denying climate change
putting QR codes on your website
homophobia
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
trump
cheating
bluetooth douche bags
not taking responsibility for your actions
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stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
those auto generated horoscope tweets
stealing
auto DM’s
disrespecting others
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
taking my stuff
calling yourself a “social media expert”
unnecessary group facebook messages
stupidity
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
being rude
cutting in front of me in line
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
using IE6 (or IE8)
playing dumb
lying
hurting my friends
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
cutting me off in traffic
not following through with things you commit to
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