playing dumb
cheating
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
not taking responsibility for your actions
not caring about others around you
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
not listening
taking my stuff
racism
putting QR codes on your website
not following through with things you commit to
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sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
cutting in front of me in line
self righteousness
being a douchebag
denying climate change
cutting me off in traffic
calling yourself a “social media expert”
lying
stupidity
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
those auto generated horoscope tweets
littering
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
using IE6 (or IE8)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
hurting my friends
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
bluetooth douche bags
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
not thinking about others around you
bros
disrespecting others
unnecessary group facebook messages
being rude
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
punching me in the face
stealing
homophobia
trump
irresponsibility
telemarketing calls
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
hitch balls
auto DM’s
asking me to put a QR code on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group