things that make me want to punch you in the face

not listening

hitch balls

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

bros

auto DM’s

playing dumb

lying

cutting me off in traffic

telemarketing calls

not following through with things you commit to

homophobia

punchintheface

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checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

being rude

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

stupidity

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

unnecessary group facebook messages

being a douchebag

irresponsibility

trump

taking my stuff

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

bluetooth douche bags

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

putting QR codes on your website

not taking responsibility for your actions

those auto generated horoscope tweets

not caring about others around you

cutting in front of me in line

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

asking me to put a QR code on your website

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

stealing

calling yourself a “social media expert”

not thinking about others around you

disrespecting others

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

using IE6 (or IE8)

racism

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

cheating

denying climate change

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

hurting my friends

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

self righteousness

punching me in the face

littering