stealing
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cheating
calling yourself a “social media expert”
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
stupidity
littering
not thinking about others around you
using IE6 (or IE8)
playing dumb
being rude
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
irresponsibility
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
self righteousness
cutting me off in traffic
not caring about others around you
auto DM’s
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
not listening
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
being a douchebag
homophobia
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pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
bluetooth douche bags
disrespecting others
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
trump
taking my stuff
hurting my friends
not taking responsibility for your actions
telemarketing calls
unnecessary group facebook messages
punching me in the face
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
hitch balls
putting QR codes on your website
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
not following through with things you commit to
cutting in front of me in line
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
those auto generated horoscope tweets
lying
asking me to put a QR code on your website
racism
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
denying climate change
bros