not listening
hitch balls
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
bros
auto DM’s
playing dumb
lying
cutting me off in traffic
telemarketing calls
not following through with things you commit to
homophobia
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checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
being rude
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
stupidity
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
unnecessary group facebook messages
being a douchebag
irresponsibility
trump
taking my stuff
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
bluetooth douche bags
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
putting QR codes on your website
not taking responsibility for your actions
those auto generated horoscope tweets
not caring about others around you
cutting in front of me in line
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
asking me to put a QR code on your website
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
stealing
calling yourself a “social media expert”
not thinking about others around you
disrespecting others
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
using IE6 (or IE8)
racism
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
cheating
denying climate change
having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
hurting my friends
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
self righteousness
punching me in the face
littering