things that make me want to punch you in the face

stupidity

trump

cheating

not taking responsibility for your actions

those auto generated horoscope tweets

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

not caring about others around you

cutting in front of me in line

self righteousness

punchintheface

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homophobia

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

not following through with things you commit to

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

taking my stuff

hurting my friends

stealing

lying

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

irresponsibility

asking me to put a QR code on your website

not listening

cutting me off in traffic

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

hitch balls

telemarketing calls

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

bros

denying climate change

littering

being a douchebag

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

punching me in the face

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

using IE6 (or IE8)

auto DM’s

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

playing dumb

putting QR codes on your website

being rude

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

disrespecting others

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

unnecessary group facebook messages

racism

calling yourself a “social media expert”

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

not thinking about others around you

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

bluetooth douche bags