having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.
playing dumb
cutting in front of me in line
having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements
bluetooth douche bags
self righteousness
bros
not following through with things you commit to
sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.
homophobia
disrespecting others
having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car
cutting me off in traffic
sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog
irresponsibility
tYPe lIk3 DiS..
using IE6 (or IE8)
telemarketing calls
driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying
punching me in the face
not thinking about others around you
pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument
auto DM’s
calling yourself a “social media expert”
stupidity
littering
adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook
trump
being a douchebag
unnecessary group facebook messages
putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.
lying
adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group
hurting my friends
asking me to put a QR code on your website
hitch balls
not taking responsibility for your actions
Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all
taking my stuff
not listening
slowly jaywalking while cars are coming
#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram
being rude
those auto generated horoscope tweets
leaving broken glass and litter around a public park
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racism
stubbing my toe on something you left lying around
denying climate change
putting QR codes on your website
laziness (i mean, like, all the time)
cheating
checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you
using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items
not caring about others around you
stealing