things that make me want to punch you in the face

having a full window/car display of an american flag and/or eagle with american flag, etc.

playing dumb

cutting in front of me in line

having any sort of bumper sticker with “learn english you’re in america” or similar ignorant statements

bluetooth douche bags

self righteousness

bros

not following through with things you commit to

sending emails filled with “u” “ur” “lol” “def” “lmao” etc.

homophobia

disrespecting others

having one of those calvin peeing on something decals on your car

cutting me off in traffic

sending a million messages / emails / invites / dms (etc) about yourself or your stupid blog

irresponsibility

tYPe lIk3 DiS..

using IE6 (or IE8)

telemarketing calls

driving in a lane that you know will close, because you can see all the signs that everyone else seems to be obeying

punching me in the face

not thinking about others around you

pretending to listen, but instead you’re really just listening for when the other person is done talking so you can reiterate your side of the argument

auto DM’s

calling yourself a “social media expert”

stupidity

littering

adding me to your “buywhatevercrapyouareselling group” on Facebook

trump

being a douchebag

unnecessary group facebook messages

putting your stupid baby as your profile picture on social media. all. the. time.

lying

adding me to that same group MULTIPLE times after i leave the group

hurting my friends

asking me to put a QR code on your website

hitch balls

not taking responsibility for your actions

Using reply-to-all to tell people to stop using reply-to-all

taking my stuff

not listening

slowly jaywalking while cars are coming

#completely #misusing #hashtags #by #typing #like #this #in #Instagram

being rude

those auto generated horoscope tweets

leaving broken glass and litter around a public park

punchintheface

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racism

stubbing my toe on something you left lying around

denying climate change

putting QR codes on your website

laziness (i mean, like, all the time)

cheating

checking that “also send email to your circles” box in google plus for your stupid shit. ESPECIALLY when i don’t know you

using the “15 items or less” checkout lanes in the grocery store when you have way more than 15 items

not caring about others around you

stealing